EDWRaptor🥪 I was accused of stealing a train from a marshalling yard in Ohio. I was charged with Grand Theft Locomotive and Sean, with his train expertise, was able to lower the charge down to simple theft. I wanted to reenact the Great Locomotive Chase from the Civil War. 10/10 Greater than great! Would recommend

AgBiochemist🥪 Because of Sean's blogs, I decided to make a move to the Pacific Northwest. There was an overwhelming urge to finish what my predecessor at the school started. Between work and stargazing, I'm gonna take a stab at meeting some new people. They even have canned cheese!

FMM2.0👑 Who Cares? Sean won't read this anyways

Matty B🥪 Becoming a janny for Sean’s channel was truly life-changing. I used to have hopes and dreams, but now I spend my free time being harassed by the chat. It's exactly what I pictured when I went to college and nothing brings joy to my life quite like being ignored by Sean all while he forgets to share the screen.

kay_el_eff🥪 I started watching Sean’s show thinking it was about crime, but the real offense is how little Clyde is on camera. Sure, Sean’s a lawyer, but if I wanted to hear a guy ramble on and on, I’d call up Matty. Clyde’s the only one that I stay for. Someone give Clyde his own show already.

jrock N

emanresu🥪 ★★★★☆

Mysterysniper Tell Angela to unblock me

Katie🥪 I only watch for Clyde. He’s way hotter than Sean. If he ever wants a belly rub, I volunteer. For real, I’d sit, beg, or roll over for Chef Clyde.

elissa clips🥪 SHOW US YOUR FEET!!!

Hella 🇦🇺 Excited Utterance🥪 He won’t give me a wrench on his lame model channel but otherwise he is tolerable

Erika Thorpe🥪 Before I swam across the Rio Grande to escape my favela, I had no idea what life in America would be like. But thanks to Sean’s show, I learned everything I needed: how to build a tower, I'm way less intelligent than I thought, and that it’s totally normal for strangers to talk about court cases for hours on end. Without Sean, I’d probably still think “I Plead the Fifth” was an excuse for coming home wasted at 5am.

Dali Talk🥪 8/10. Recommend him as your sponsor... even if he wants to meet at Stoney’s