About Clyde
Hi, I’m Clyde—rescue dog turned rescue hero. I might look small, but I ran that pound, hand‑picked my humans, and now I’m the boss. My two awesome parents are 2.0 (the real MVP) and Sean (sandwich artist extraordinaire).
By day I’m Chef Clyde, crafting sammiches so legendary they belong in museums: think Van Gogh meets the deli counter. National Sandwich Day? Yeah, that’s my Super Bowl.
By night I’m Robo‑Clyde, Mech Warrior dog stomping grays into dust. In our videos, I stride across the battlefield with steel paws and zero mercy—greens only beyond this point.
My best friend Lainey may be shy, but she always leaves me room on the bed and stays by my side when storms roll in.
I keep my AWOOOHs off‑screen (showbiz rule: leave ’em wanting more), and no, I’m not talking about that “pee incident.”
And let’s be real—I’m kind of a big deal. I launched Clyde Coin to the moon, diamond paws chat, diamond paws. I live for treats, new peen day, and every one of you on the green team. Grays, you know what’s coming...
I’m Clyde, I'm here to eat sammiches and destroy grays — and I’m all out of sammiches.